do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
the year is 64089. we are all still blogging about fall out boy. every 100 years we hold a ritual where we all meet up and cry while listening to what a catch. we have survived 9 world wars. we are the only humans left in existence. because believers never die.
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit